The SlapmasterThis was the second best "Slapmaster" exchange between Maverick, Cougar, and myself, Merlin. Yes, we used TopGun names as our Radio Call names... Anyway, since the "Best" Slapmaster exchange was not caught on video, a brief description of what happened... Cougar was using the bathroom and requested his cigarettes. Maverick and myself (Merlin) told him we would leave his cigarettes by the bathroom door and said we would not enter the bathroom for fear of passing out from the smell. We called him on the radio and stated the cigarettes were in place. A minute later, the door opened a crack, Cougar was peaking out the opening looking for the cigarettes. I yanked the door open, causing Cougar to look up like a deer in headlights. His pants and boxers around his ankles and his shirt covering his genitals. While he was frozen in place, I cracked him across the face with Section A of the Island Packet. I then proceeded to run off giggling. Cougar agreed that the plan was orchestrated beautifully. This video is my retribution slap against Maverick for having me catch Cougar at such a vulnerable time. There is a squirrel carcass in the back of the golf cart which is the topic of discussion.
Warning: May contain Adult Language.
