Dante is a Bad EmployeeThe story goes like this: Dante got hired at a new pizza place and sense he's so full of himself, he practically lives there, (Hey, it's better than his mom's basement!) and thinks of it as his own apartment. The actual owner and store manager is often away for something, (probably having an affair with some hot young thing) leaving Dante to do whatever he wants. The movie begins when Dante has just got out of the bathroom (he takes sponge baths) and receives a call. Dante, being the naughty boy that he is, more often than not, will eat a customer's pizza once he has received an order. Today, he unknowingly ate the pizza that the King of All Everything ordered. The King of All Everything is often referred to as That One Guy, to avoid confusion.