010 In a Fancy French RestaurantThere was this man who, after months of trying, finally got a date with a beautiful woman who he met at a party.
He thought that she was absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
He couldnât believe that she had finally agreed to go out with him.
He desperately wanted to impress her, so he booked a table at a very fine French restaurant.
When they arrived, the maîtreâ d sat then at their table.
The table was set with fine china with a white linen tablecloth and napkins.
Soft violin music was playing in the background.
âThis place is really somethingâ he thought. âShe must be very impressed with meâ.
It was a 5 star restaurant, and terribly expensive.
He could hardly afford it, but he was crazy about her.
The waiter brought them their menus, but to his shock, it was completely in French and he couldnât understand a word.
He asked his date if she spoke French and she replied no.
He wanted to come off as very sophisticated, so he told her that he was fluent.
When the waiter arrived to take their orders, the man ...
