The pompous film critic shatters the myths we all have about who and what the film industry is. Shocking revelation! Making movies is more fun than digging ditches... though digging ditches probably pays better.
Joel discusses the reasons why pre-teens have no reason whatsoever to have cell phones of their own. Remember, the chemical balance of a teenage mind is very similar to that of a psychotic, and we don't go around giving them cameras now do we?
Yahoo! Video tries to be Youtube. Microsoft tries to create a new iTunes. Eminem illegally sells his own music. The Q by Motorola. Bacterial waste as a source of fuel... and lastly... don't by enhanced CD's from Sony.
Joel discusses the ongoing controversy surrounding the controversial Dolce & Gabana ad where a bunch of greased up men (apparently on depressants) gaze at another glazed over man pinning down a woman in a really nice dress.
4 episodes and we already lost one! Jack covers some upcoming film festivals and festival submission dates and has talk with Clint Berquist, founder and organizer of The Seattle True Independent Film Festival? or STIFF.
Download Standard Podcast Joel slams fivemovies: Garfield, Tokyo Drift, The Lake House, Nacho Libre and a film whose name is so long I don?t feel llike typing it all out? and says some good things about recent Oscar winner ?An Inconvenient Truth?.
Warren discusses the impulse of the "artist" to inflict his or her "art" upon unsuspecting audiences. Art for art's sake? Please! Won't somebody please think of the audiences!?!?!
Joel let's us know that Nelly Furtado is not our friend and will not sleep with us, that Elf Power has a new album, Exxon makes tons and tons of money, flu shots are hard to come by and India has a booming economy.
Joel discusses the ongoing controversy surrounding the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's latest offspring. In yet another desperate cry for attention, OJ Simpson jokes that the baby could be his because his swimmers are lazy.
Joel discusses the fate of long time Marvel superhero, Captain America. No wonder the war effort in Iraq is such a mess. We haven't created a comic book superhero specifically for this war effort!
Joel discusses the the ongoing controversy surrounding th Valerie Plane scandal and the recent firing of eight zealous prosecutors. Was it politically motivated by the Bush regime? Of course not! To think so means the terrorists win!
Joel talks about new DVD releases of The Hills Have Eyes, Nightwatch and Syriana. In addition he has some words for Madonna, Keane and Nelly Furtado about their new CD releases.
Joel discusses a ban on 3G phones in Cambodia, genetically altered rice that prevents diarrhea, coal fired ethanol plants and water decontamination in Montana.
Joel discusses Montenegro's split from Serbia and the logistical quandaries it poses like which soldiers go to which army? Which country gets to stay in the UN? And just what defines an "ethnic" Serb as opposed to a "plain ole" Serb?
Joel Takes discusses a huge student protest in Chile, gay fornicating fruit flies, Iranian oil and a whole bunch of other worldly topical things from last June.
The Electric President. This is what happens when the President and Vice-President get wasted, discuss the nature of electricity and come to the conclusion that democracy is just too f#$%ing hard.
Joel Takes some digs at Rush, Busta Rhymes, Taylor Hicks, Walmart, some woman who shops there and gets her toes licked, The World?s Fastest Indian, Medium and Robert Downey Jr. You can really feel the love!
Joel discusses the effects of erotic and horrific images on your vision, the state of the Supreme Court and reiterates that Slobodan Milosovic is still dead.
Joel discusses the brilliant strategy engineers in Java are using in an effort to plug up a volcano spewing mud into a nearby town. File under "Morons".
Joel discusses the sad tale of a 200 pound boy in England. Social Services, or whatever it?s called in Crumpetland, is threatening to take the boy away from his mama.
The pompous film critic gives tips on how to deal with sharks, flakes, vampires and other "visionaries" who will drain your energy and generally waste your time.
Joel discusses just what happens when you're old, Swedish, own a Saab or other Swedish car and decide to drive into town for the first time in over 40 years.
