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Seattle True independent Film Festival 2005 weekend film challenge entry: Future Good.

Joel discusses the Democrats' weak ass strategy for undermining the President's lame ass policies for the war in Iraq.

Joel discusses the up and down saga of Tim Hardaway's progression from mouth breathing homophobe to eloquent, open minded public speaker.

Download Podcast VideoJack covers some upcoming film festivals and festival submission dates as well as how to work with 24p normal footage in Final Cut Pro.

The pompous film critic discusses the metamorphosis of the great American novel into the great American screenplay.

Joel discusses the sad tale of a man making Campbell's soup taste far worse than it normally does.

Joel discusses the story of a famous German born, Irish raised bull whose semen is pretty much everywhere in Ireland.

Joel discusses the story of several high schools in Indiana that turn into floral shops on Valentines Day. Don?t mess with the FTD lobby. They have people in high places.

Joel discusses the sad saga of the City of Beijing cleaning up the city of some of the wackier english translations that have delighted tourists for decades. Get your fix before they're all gone. Engrish.com

Ace regails us with a heartwarming song about the feelings that Valentines Day inspires in the souls of the lonely. Sit back, relax and enjoy "Happy Saint F@#$ers Day".

Joel discusses an incident of a holocaust denier attacking a Nobel Peace Prize winning Holocaust survivor. Some of these stories write themselves.

Jack discusses the new indie feature film "World Enough and Time" with director, David Shulman, updates us on upcoming film festivals and tells us how to work with 24p advanced footage in Final Cut Pro.

Joel discusses the plight of a Thai woman who took possibly the worst bus route ever.

Joel discusses the possibility that a week or so ago a bunch of people may or may not have had toilet blockage issues.

Joel discusses a study that suggests that money is indeed the ultimate aphrodisiac. It almost sounds like something Anne Coulter would write.

Joel discusses a publicity stunt in Boston that shut down that city, yet 7 other cities were not as easily fooled.

Joel discusses a the frightening consequences of sledding near the royal palace in Stocklholm, Sweden.

Joel discusses the latest development in super high-tech fartless pants.

Alesia is heterosexual "very much" even though she dates women... she just wants to let herself know that.

Joel discusses the case of a Santa Rosa man who demands the cops give back his EIGHTEEN POUNDS OF POT!

Joel discusses how an old turk beat the crap out of a new turk. You can?t teach an old dog new tricks, but he?ll mess you up if you snag his Jefferson.

Joel discusses the rapid rise in everyday objects being turned into guns.

The pompous film critic gives his second tip on how NOT to write a screenplay.

Da na na na na! Dun dun dun dun dun! Too man parrots! Are being smuggled inside cars! (Sung to the tune of Primus' "Too Many Puppies")

Tokyo toilets talk to Alesia and she gets cold water up her booty, but doo doo drops are great before a big ole doody.

The pompous film critic gives his third tip on how NOT to write a screenplay.

An excerpt from Galaxaco's "Hell Hole High". Warning: contains brief sexual content. Galaxaco

Joel discusses the new Jimi Hendrix energy drink and the disappointment it inspires in a certain legendary bassist?. who hasn't recorded a decent album in 16 years.

The pompous film critic gives his first tip on how NOT to write a screenplay.

Joel discusses Hillary Clinton's foray into the world of presidential campaigning and how morphing software could help.

Joel discusses Sony's ongoing battle to make their media format a certified loser.

The pompous film critic discusses why people don?t like surprises when it comes to their movies.

Joel discusses the fate of a broken man and the angel looking out for him.

Train of Thought. The comedy troupe runs down what it's like to buy a car in a red state. Train of Thought

Joel discusses a new "smart" phone from LG that makes make the iPhone look even better and Steve Ballmer even worse.

Train of Thought. The comedy troupe runs down what it?s like to buy a car in a blue state. Train of Thought

Alesia gloves up to clean out her dog's butt and laments her dog's outdoor dietary choices.

Joel discusses a very very very simple way to rid your kitchen sponges of some nasty nasty germs as well as a way to save money on another common household expenditure.

Hypnagogia: Fishermenermen An instructional presentation for fishermen who fish for fishermen.

Check out a performance of the Airpushers performing "Push That Air" with Golden at Pianos, NYC. From their debut album "Themes for the Ordinarily Strange"

Joel makes fun of yet another German guy and continues his quest for free Hugo Boss shirts.

Joel begs for shirts for himself and beer for Krk and discusses the saga of a very misguided German tourist.

Joel discusses the sad tale of a horribly obese dog in the UK and informs us that he wants free stuff!

Two Loons for Tea: "Boy". Recorded at The Triple Door, Seattle on November 11, 2005

Two Loons for Tea: "Neon Nothing". Recorded live at Neumo's in Seattle on September 12, 2006.

Rappy McRapperson's "The Grocery Store". What happens when the whitest of white rappers goes to the grocery store?

Joel discusses the process by which a modern day scientist goes about creating designer babies.

BAX! Move over Tickle Me Elmo. There's a new toy in town.

Ways to deal with stress #'s 13, 14, 15. Alesia tells you to sit naked on a hard-boil egg and ear wax her car.

Part 3 of Hypnagogia?s saga of a robot from outer space trying to find his way amongst the mundanities of everyday life.