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You see English text because radiation does strange stuff. Yeah. A number of brief clips filmed by my brother, Kyle, and his friend, Wesley. I found it rather ... hilarious, and I am proud of his technique (shooting and acting) applied to some scenes. His finest lighting ever. And, more or less, his first real editing in years. He always used me for that...:P

Part 1 of a film written (with jokes and elements swiped from Monty Python) and directed (however unobvious there was any directing at all) by me for my English class. Inconsistent, revolting voice acting and 'doddle' jokes aside, I was pleased with the outcome. The story parodies Arthur Miller's 'The Crucible' (albeit an abridged version) and attempts some Semitic satire rather poorly. And the 'premeditated improvisation' was the feel that I wanted, although it was only due to time constraints. For those of you aware, yes, the story is purposely historically inaccurate.

Yay, it's ova! Best movay in tha world!

Take a guess.

Need I say it? OK, here goes:......Jews.

Part 3. Andbecausethiswebsiteisdumbanddisallowstheuseofmorethan1024charactersinthedescription: -The Story- Welcome to Judea, AD 31 Jew on Jew crime is skyrocketing and the Romans use this as a stratagem to exploit good and honest (somewhat) Jews. Foolish children who have only just had their bar mitzvahs have taken it upon themselves to rebel against their rabbinical masters and purge their world of the Roman threat (by way of 'lite', eco-friendly terrorism -i.e. screaming in the city square and collecting lone shekels). This is a world where anything is possible and everything is as it seems...Yes, Muslims exist, and they (one) are (is) in this film.

Part 2. And for the many of us whose eyes tired from squinting through the beginning of Part 1: -Prologue- Let it be common knowledge that the director has crafted a tale so EPIC, so darn awesome, that he does not stand by ANYTHING it may seem to promote, i.e. anti-Semitism. Yes, you read me. I am not lampooning those Jewish rapscallions, only the virulent Mongolian horde, or something of the like. The director would also like everyone to know that the incompetence of the editor has led to the absence of all high-fidelity captioning. You'll just have to perk those ears and listen closely! Absolutely no giggling! -The Story- (In Part 3's description)